Then there was the chap would couldn't spell.
"I hope you are haveing a good day"
"I am takeing my niece to a movie"
"I whent to sleep"
"wood you like to go on a date with me?"
are you fucking kidding me? My village and I tried to make sense of it. Maybe he was using voice to text. Maybe he was foreign.
No. he was from Ventura and we're pretty sure that the almighty autocorrect gods or voice to text would correct WOOD to would. or for sure removed the e from Takeing and Haveing.
WHENT?? what the fuck??
no. no. just so much no.
Probably a nice guy. If this wasn't internet dating I probably would date him. and he's probably great. but someday he's going to leave me a note on the kitchen table, or email me and I'm going to hate him and want to smother him with a pillow for sins like "whent".
god.
When dating evolved to online mediums, the men did not evolve with it.
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