Saturday, April 25, 2015

What planet rules entitlement?

There is a weird thing happening wherein when a guy messages me, if i don't reply, they get weird.  
"No message.  Bummer"
Or, like Shrek in the previous post, they just straight up go on the attack

The other day I got a decent message and I replied something like thanks for the message and some pleasantries. 


His reply: "okay? That's it?"

I replied "well I was saying thank you and good morning. Did I miss something?"

"No. Good luck with your search" 

Okie dokie. 

Then a guy who I never met but only exchanged a few texts with and then I stopped talking to him because I was bored.  
He's texted me a couple times and I haven't replied. 
the other day he texted me that he's seeing someone, not that I care. But that we are still friends. 

We aren't friends. I've never met you. And how do you know I'm not seeing someone since I haven't replied? 

I don't owe you any explanations dudes

The next day, sand guy shows up in my dating app as "needy dude wants to meet you"

Really? Seeing someone? Ok

I just don't get it. 

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

A nutjob by any planet name.


I didn't answer this "man's" novella of an email. The correspondence is shown in the photos...

Apparently I'm a nutjob.  Ha.  Who fucking knew???

I want to punch this dude in the neon green shrek balls really hard.  







Um.  I'm alone because I refuse to be treated like THAT. thanks for reminding me.  

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Whacko of the week.

I can't do this justice without giving you the first hand read.  Then please pass the meds.  Not sure if they are for him...or me.