Pisces...just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

this blog entry deserves thousands of syllables.  I will attempt to provide that someday when I'm actually OVER my experience with a Pisces enough to discuss it rationally...sort of.   The truth is, it still stings.  So here is the unfettered, uncensored, unsugar-coated truth according to me, about Pisces (men).

Narcissists.  when you cease to serve the purpose they had you in mind for, namely to make them feel good about themselves  at all times, they discard you.  If you call them on their bullshit or question the constructs of their reality, or suggest that YOU have needs of an emotional nature too, boom.  They eat you.

Indecisive.  They always come back for more. to eat you.

Cruel.  To extricate themselves from a situation that they got into, they will say the cruelest, meanest things just to get you to shut up and go away.  They invented unfair fighting.  They will say things that aren't true just to maintain their narcissistic view of the world.  they eat you. slowly like zombies eat the guts of a living person.

Delusional.  They create their own reality. See also, narcissist.  also, they will eat anyone who messes with their reality.

Asshole.  See all of the above

Shark.  Plecostomus.  tomaytoe, tomahtoe.

I actually shun Pisces as soon as I see them coming...(almost as fast as Hannibal Lecter-esque Scorpios.<insert theme music from JAWS here>