How I shall henceforth refer to everyone

So, I don't know who did this, or I would give credit.  It is utterly fabulous. And this is how I am going to refer to people from now on.

Until I forget... which will be in about 7 hours.

So let's see.  I am SUPER DONE with Half a Taco!  Jury is out on Shrimp Cocktail. I think I'm allergic to their bullshit.   Hand turkey, perhaps the most perfect nickname ever, broke the hell out of my heart twice so fuck them.   I AM a white guy with cornrows so I'm not sure I could date one.  Pretty certain that I still hate A Novelty Bass, even though I've made a lot of peace with it, it still may not work for me.


I may need to invent some new signs...