Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Oh Virgo...nooooo. I have to get out the rules again...

I have very little to say here. And no offense to Virgoes or men named Brian or Bryan. But my BFF and I instated a rule a few years ago that "friends don't let friends date guys named Brian".

there is a whole episode/scene/chapter in the movie set aside for men holding this name.  Again, no offense, Brians.  I have friends named Brian. But there must be some name/numerology vibe that makes this a comical match for me...and my BFF apparently.

Brians turn out to be really really moronic.  They say stupid things. They have stupid expectations.  They have no boundaries.  And I know these are gross generalizations but this is my party and I'll talk shit if I want to.

So against my better judgment, I chatted with a Brian last night.  2 minutes into the conversation I got this

"I hope you don't think its too big".


OH MA GAWD BECKY....


2 comments:

  1. scootergirlMarch 25, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    That's quite nice once you get over the shock of getting unsolicited nudes so early in the getting to know you process.

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  2. scootergirlJune 23, 2015 at 5:38 AM

    But also, like, know your backgrounds. What is with pics with all this junk in the background?

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