Not Dutch. Certainly not French

I am reminded now of great dates gone bad. 

Everything was fine. Then he spoke.  Rawr. 

A tall dark and very handsome dude took me out. He was educated. Intelligent sexy. He opened my doors.  He pulled out my chairs. He paid for everything. He put his hand on my back in the movie line.  He behaved himself in said movie. 

He held my hand. He kissed me goodnight. PERFECTION

date two was equally perfect.  With slightly more kissing. But not a ton.  Very respectful.  Very cool.   

Phone call after date TWO. 

"I really hope we take the time to sleep together soon"

Wait.  What???

Who says that?? I thought maybe it was a harmless slip.  But he continued on about it. At  length.   

Why not just continue to see me and let it happen? It's not like I've been stringing him along for weeks and his balls are blue.  2 dates.  Really?? 

Guys. Stop reading those stoooopid books on dating!!!

Another time this happened and on date three when I wouldn't put out dude threw a fit. A tantrum.  And quoted such a book stating something to the effect that if a woman doesn't sleep with you by the third date she's either seeing someone else or she's not that into you. 

Did you just quote that shit to me? On purpose? Like...did you intend for stupid words to come out of your face???  I'd like to throat punch you AND the author.  

We had a big fight to the point I blockaded my door after he left because he freaked me out. 

And I swear i didn't plan this punch line...I just remembered ...one was named Bryan and they are both Leos!!! 

Have you ever seen or heard cats mating?? Maybe that's how Leos do it. How about some romance?? Maybe less talking and more acting like a gentleman???