Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Fickle like the weather in March...

so a guy who fell off the radar months ago, just POOF, messaged me today. Presumably because he saw me online (where he messaged me and then texted me on my phone). "Hey, how are you?"
I'm like "hey what happened to you?"
so we chit chat. I teased him pretty mercilessly about totally losing touch with me. and I said something about "you're killin' me".
"dont' go dyin' on me please"
"oh, you'd notice? lol"
"wow that stung"
"it did not"
"it did"
"Why? you're the one who forgot about me until you broke up with your girlfriend, got bored, and saw me online today and went "oh hey...her".
**crickets**
Actions speak louder than words, Mister Gemini.  I see both your faces, and I call bullshit. 


In fairness, he did muster up the courage to reply and I stopped harassing him.  He's nice. But I'm not stupid.  We all know the only reason we lose touch with a prospective date is because a more appealing date came along.  Unless you got engaged, the smart thing to do is to at least stay in touch, dummy.  


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