Open letter to a creep (by Artie)

So, I really really don't mean to be the woman who just bags on men.  But here's the thing...SOME men just aren't catching on. And the more we (I, you...we) don't fit into their old paradigms, and the more we don't respond to their BULLSHIT, the weirder and more angry they get. This is fine. We can spot them by their red faces I suppose.  But the work is frustrating as fuck.  I get a stupid message once a day and every one of them thinks they are doing me some favor by telling me I'm sexy.  Most of them feel they have to tell me that I should respond. If I don't, most of those respond with something shitty.

This is my friend's experience with a jackhole on social media.  She posted this after she blocked him,  but she hopes he gets the message that he IS A JACKHOLE.  If HE doesn't get the message, we hope some other jackholes will!!

Here is her "letter":
This is addressed to the troll who high jacked my post last night, one that was a feel good post and turned it into something dirty and disgusting.
You sir are a pig, a disgusting pig.
Here are the reasons:

1) You are disgusting... physically, mentally and emotionally

2) Your wife was barely in the ground before you starting trolling

3) FB is not Match.com or Tinder or in your case, farm animals R us.

4) You are a pig

5) You can't write a sentence..... "Can. We. Talk.", "You. Hot. Girl", "Need. Talk. Hot friends." And the icing on the pile of shit cake "No. Hookup. With. U" are not sentences. Maybe you should go back to grammar school, or the barn yard

6) You are rude

7) You are offensive

8)And yes I should have unfriended or blocked you months ago but I was trying to be nice because we grew up in the same town.

9) But I never once gave you any indication or encouragement as a matter of fact I just ignored you.....so for you to state you wanted to "hook up with me" on a post in front of all my family friends and clients.....is vile.

10) There is no planet on which that would ever happen

11) Nor is there enough drugs, alcohol or plastic bags to cover your disgusting face and body for me to even remotely give you the time of day.

12) Women do not find it attractive to be treated that way and if you find one who does I suggest you hold on to her for dear life.

13) Did you think I was going to say "Oh god yes please?" Give me a fucking break

14) Just because I am single does not mean I am a used car that you get to kick the tires on or take for a test drive. But if I were, I would be one that you wouldn't even be allowed to sit in because your credit wouldnt be good enough

15) And last but not least you sir, are a disgusting pig.